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Penaldo is a guy that is a guy that is a guy.
Hey Penaldo
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Is a has been Portuguese wash off and a penalty goal opportunists cry baby who can only score spot kick goals, failed to win world cup and decided to become an Instagram model who now plays at Camel League in Saudi Arabia.
John: What's the other name for a goal waiter?
Sam: Penaldo.
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A fraudulent term created by Pessidogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Cristiano Ronaldo. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Peshit fanboys.
"Penaldo is finished because he doesn't ghost in big games like my idol Pionel Pessi"
A fraudulent term created by Pessidogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Cristiano Ronaldo. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Peshit fanboys.
"Penaldo is finished because he doesn't ghost in big games like my idol Pionel Pessi"
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The term "Penaldo" is a nickname given to Cristiano Ronaldo by some football fans and critics. It is a play on words combining "penalty" and "Ronaldo."
One of the reasons behind this nickname is Ronaldo's reputation for being exceptionally skilled at converting penalty kicks. Throughout his career, Ronaldo has displayed remarkable accuracy and composure when taking penalties, often finding the back of the net. As a result, some individuals, particularly rival fans or critics who may have a negative view of Ronaldo, started using the term "Penaldo" as a way to mock his reliance on penalties to score goals.
Example #1:
Commentor: Penaldo is now stepping up to take the winning penalty.
Example #2:
The Stadium is chanting Penaldo every time he steps up for a penalty
Example #3:
CR7 Hater: "Of course, Penaldo managed to score again, but only because the referee gifted him a penalty like always."
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Penaldo is a name given by Messi fans or Ronaldo haters, more specifically people under the age of 14, to tease Cristiano Ronaldo about how many of his goals come from penalties. Don't be fooled though, because over 70% of Messi's World Cup 2022 goals came from penalties, Messi misses more penalties, and Messi missing penalties is the reason why the teams he has played for have not won more titles. Not to mention Ronaldo played as a midfielder during his time at Manchester United in the early days, so he could have potentially racked up 1,000+ goals and 300+ assists.
12 year old: Look, it's Penaldo shooting a penalty again!
His parent: Well, at least Cristiano Ronalgoat has better penalty accuracy than Messi.
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Plays for walai talai FC on habibi league and milking saudi arabian oil per year. He now become known as bottled and finished player who is still relevant in 2023 because of his brainwashed fans in the internet. He now statpads against 7th division club, esport FC that is filled with part time construction worker and ghosting on big games such as riyadh derby. Penalty is his first goal contribution in his new club, while talisca and aboubakar who contributes alot in the pitch, theyre now in the bench due to Penaldo. The rest, he do 5 years old stepover and hunting birds until to this day. His first achievement is birthday cake but we will see in the future on the habibi league. How about his fan?
Theyre still crying after fangirling mbappe aka Penaldo next heir in wc. Now theyre brainwashed fan is going to make shit reasons or uncreative roast of messi and achievement of his career such a Dubai do'r, instagram award etc....
Conclusion: truly one of the most finished and bottled since in juve and united and only able to statpad and penalties against local home town clubs and can't score a real goal
Harold "yo dude, ronaldo has been taking a lot of goals since in habibi league, and most of them are penalties."
Danny "Harold, Penaldo statpads against construction workers in the middle of desert."
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Penaldo is the name given to best player of football.
Penaldo is best player in the world
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