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The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.
She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener
When you or your bitch sticks a toe in your dick hole
hey avery how was your date last night?
good I gave gabe an alabama pencil sharpener and he nutted.
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The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.
Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.
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When a woman lifts her legs up in the air showing her flesh hole to you like a slice of warm pecan pie. You than proceed to hoist your self above her and penetrate the flesh hole while slowly twisting your cock and body 360 degrees, repeatedly, to simulate the sharpening of a pencil.
Man, I really do love Amy, especially when she whips out her hot pie and I greet her with a Rhode Island Pencil Sharpener.
The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.
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The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime
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when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
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