Penn Valley

This small suburban town in the greater Philadelphia area is quite dull. It contains no post office and one grade school. The occupaints share a zip code with either Narberth or Wynwood. There is no shopping in Penn Valley, aside from a strip mall on Montgomery Avenue (although this is arguably in Narberth.) The big houses are usually old and made of stone, although a few new ones have been built in the past 10 years, and on large lawns, so one does not usually befriend the neighbors. The people who live here are either retired or 30 somethings with young children. Many celebrities or sports players choose to live here for the privacy. For example, Allen Iverson built a house on a private drive here.

Allen Iverson built a house here...in Penn Valley

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Penn Chan

A code word for that marijuana smoke that we use here in asia, can't believe it spread to UD.

lets pretend we're asian by smoking penn chan and then jerking off to hentai!

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Penn Relays

The Penn Relays is a track and field event held in Franklin Field in Philadelphia, PA, and it is hosted by the University of Pennsylvania (UoP) each year. Only the best in track and field go to the Penn Relays. The competitors are from throughout the continent of North America, including Jamaica. There are around 300 events in 5 days of competing at the Penn Relays.
Many Olympic competitors were/are noticed in the Penn Relays.

Sarah: My team got into the Penn Relays!
Carolyn: Wow! Great job, you guys must be really fast!

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Penn Stated

Using power bestow and entrust upon you, using this power to force or influence young boy to have sex (homosexual) with you. Having sex with a young boy in the University shower; pedophiliac,

He got Penn Stated last night.

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Penn Stated

The act of being raped.

Jerry Sandusky: Hey Joe Paterno, I just penn stated you in some COD!
Joe Paterno: Damn, I know.

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Penn Hills

Although there student section may not be the biggest its just as loud and crazy as any others.A team with a lot of pride and show it in some crazy rituals and dances.Their student section gets everyone involved and combine with the band and cheerleaders to create a sense of team pride.Love to talk shit with the other team and love knowing everyone hates them.

We have to play Penn Hills next week.Awe shit.
Did you see those Penn Hills kids?

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Penn and Teller

While the man and woman are having sex in the doggy style position, the man has a friend waiting in the closet who comes out, then the man pulls out and the friend enters without the woman noticing, the man then runs outside quietly and up to the bedroom window where he knocks and when his girl looks up he waves at her, thus giving the magical illusion named penn and teller.

Cindy, john pulled a penn and teller last night and his friend gave me crabs.

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