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An annoying children's show on Nick Jr about a pig named Peppa. Peppa and her family also have heads that resemble an up-side-down dick and balls. The show's opening jingle will also be stuck in your head for hours.
I'm Peppa Pig, and this is my brother George.
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That dank kid who’s on drugs in the back of the class who looks like peppa pig but is super hot so you want to kissy kissy
Damn peppa pig lookin fine today
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she murdered her dinosaur loving brother to jump in some muddy puddles, sold weed to 5th graders, hacked mommy pigs computer for her credit card, in currently spending a life time in jail for trying to fuck a frog at the pet store.
Jesus, is Peppa pig fucking a tree again?
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An absolute unit standing at a whopping 7’ 1”. However, many forget the existence of the thicc boi that it daddy pig with his 14’ 2” hight.
Guy: Hey Google how tall is Peppa Pig?
Google: 7’ 1”
Guy: say sike right now
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When you see someone from the side and they're pretty cute but then you see them from the front and they're definitely not.
Person 1: "so there's this girl in my math class who i thought was kinda cute but then i saw her from the front and almost puked."
Person 2: "Damn, you totally got peppa pigged."
Person 1: "Yeah... and now I can't get peppa pegged."
A pig with fat fucking Dad that soon's dies of cancer, Peppa is a inquisitive little piece of shit. Peppa is the type of sister that tells her younger brother he is adopted. And always causes bad luck.
Dog: Why is she such a brat
Cat: dont you know, it's that disgusting pig that jumps in muddy puddles named Peppa Pig!
a beautiful girl that sounds like an angel
I'm Peppa pig (snort)diddle di di diddle diddle diddle do