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A drink compared to Coca Cola but made and marketed towards hillbillies. This soda has a slight urine taste masked by sweetness.
Hey sissy, we ain't got no more two liters of Pepsi, we's gonna need to have another yard sale to pay for some more.
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For when they're out of coke.
Person 1: Why do they even sell Pepsi?
Person 2: For when they're out of coke.
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What you get when all the ice in your Coca-Cola melts, making it all watered-down.
"Dammit, all the ice in my Coke melted. Anybody want a Pepsi?"
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Just some drink that turns grown-ups teeth into tombstones and makes children run around like theyre nuclear powered.
Neighbour: 'Gees Doris your kid is so energetic! Is he on speed? By the way when did you last visit a dentist?'
Doris: 'We just won a years worth of Pepsi cola'
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The retarded step child of Coca-Cola products. Basically the employees of Coca-cola thought it would be really funny to take the original formula of Coke, put MORE carbonated water and LESS syrup into the mix, then add a small amount of heroin and a mysterious amount of drain cleaner. They sold their first batch on April 1st, 1939 in a small disclosed location. One year later the formula was brought to the public and those addicted those too stupid enough to read the ingredients.
Guy One: "What are you drinking?"
Guy Two: "Pepsi. Would you like some?"
Guy One: "Some of that jacked up, inbred soda product? Hell no!"
Guy One: "I used to drink pepsi until I got diagnosed with cancer."
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What happens when you mix coke with sewage.
I prefer my coke without sewage thanks. Keep the Pepsi away!
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The name for a person/comp that tried to rip off your idea but just ended up making it worse... yours,coca-cola=the real thing, will always be superior!
The stars will always shine, the birds will always sing
As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing
Coca-cola is always the one
Whenever there is fun, there's always coca-cola
do do do do dood, do do do ,do do (doo dood do do doooh)
do do do do dood, always coca-cola!
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