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Scented room spray used as personal perfume.
I sprayed myself with Hillbilly perfume before my job interview.
A fart. Flatulence. Smelling of ass. Excessive stinky ass-gas in the alimentary canal that is passed through the rectum, and is fun for everyone.
dude#1: "Check it out man, Chocolate Perfume!"
dude#2: "Huh? What are you..." (dude#2 sniffs twice) "aww man!!"
"Who's wearing chocolate perfume?!"
"I swear that chick was wearing some chocolate perfume"
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Trying way too hard to be noticed, to the point of being obvious, obnoxious, and uninteresting.
-Did you see his new lambo?
-Yea it's hard to miss. Everyone knows he's rich. Reeks of stripper-perfume if you ask me.
-Her new job must pay an awful lot. Did you see all of her new jewelry?
- I can still smell the stripper-perfume!
Wilson described Kushner as “a man who needs a billion dollars fast, and is willing to cast shame on the winds to get there...The stench of his venality and desperation hangs around him like stripper perfume, cloying and obvious,” the GOP strategist wrote. (RICK WILSON 02.27.18 )
Any vehicle for sale listed on any one of the popular on-line vehicle sales sites (and on-line auction sites) that in reality is a piece of junk, but with a quick inexpensive paint job, the vehicle looks great in the on-line photos (which are usually not very large).
Upon buying or winning the bid on such a car, and once the new owner obtains the vehicle, he/she finds out that the vehicle basically had just a quick cheap paint job that only looks good from 20 feet away. He/she finds rust was painted over, and everything else about the car is a nightmare (bad suspension, leaking window seals, electrical problems, underside body rot, missing parts, etc.)
The new owner will find that they will spend thousands of dollars just to get the vehicle roadworthy, which by that time, the inexpensive quick paint job will start to wear and peel, and rust will begin to bubble through.
A perfumed pig seems to sell for twice what its actually worth simply because the combination of the fresh paint job & on-line photos make it appear that the vehicle is worth more.
The car Smitty bought on-line looked good until you got right up on it where you could see it was painted right over scratches and rust, and it needed so much work just for him to drive it... he really got suckered into buying a perfumed pig.
-What's the smell?
-It's Scottish perfume. Peter overdid with the booze yesterday.
When someone parades around the house spraying perfume to cover up the smells of the sex they just had.
ERin had a perfume parade before her parents came home to cover up the smells from her previous escapades.
A perfume that you’ve used so much and are so tired of that you want to gag each time you smell it.
A thousand wishes gives me such perfume ptsd 🤮