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period

Flawed.

Once a girl reaches puberty, these hormones take over and she starts to have boobs, curves, and becomes more emotional and feminine etc. These hormones also enlarge her hips and uterus. This lining builds up in the uterus and sheds itself every 28 days if she doesn't get knocked up, thus she gets her period.

People tell me, "Well we have periods because we're supposed to have babies!" But even if this were true, I read this study that a woman ovulates 400 eggs in her lifetime. Who could actually have 400 kids? Even in the old days when they had like 12 kids and they only lived to be like 60, a woman would still have more periods and pain than she would kids.

Now it's the 2000s and nobody has 12 kids anymore, some people don't even like or want kids, but we're still stuck with periods and the average age of menarche is declining due to all the calories and stress. As a result, we've suffered too much from periods: we miss school, lose blood, have cramps, waste money buying "feminine hygiene" products, and basically go through a lot more than the guys do.

Periods are flawed.
They were always flawed, even in the ancient days.
Too much blood loss and waste.

by ugh seriously? April 11, 2007

842πŸ‘ 183πŸ‘Ž


Perioding

Verb:Per-i-od-ing

An act of canceling any parties or meetings for 3-4 days because of the awful cramps and pain in your crotch that midol cant help.

Amy:Hey are you still going to the connect party tomorrow

Girl:No...i just started my period today so tomorrow
im perioding...probably for the next 3 days...

Amy :.Why dont u just take some midol your be fine

Girl :MOOD SWING...curses out amy

Amy : Damn i didnt know it was that bad...i hate perioding...

by =N' November 6, 2009

27πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Period

A symbol used to show punctuation.
A span of time.

I bet you're a teenage boy with a diiiiiiiirty mind and you're looking things up on urban dictionary that make us girlzzz feel embarrassed.

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Oh no it's 3rd period!

by AnonymouseπŸ€ December 7, 2018

58πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Period

The worst thing that could have ever happened to humans

I got my period today.

by Off the D August 1, 2017

39πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Period

Once every month when Niagra Falls comes out of you vigina. Basically you bleed out of your vigina for 5-8 days every month. Also it feels like your stonach exploded from pain. You get headaches that are a 1,084 out of 10. It feels as if some dude is hitting your back with a brick. You either where a pad which is basically a diaper or shove a tampon up your vagina. And you crave a lot of food. Also you bloat which makes you look fat;)And you get really horny

"Jessica I never got my period"
"Good! It's like your dying

by ratchetgirl6969 December 19, 2014

44πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Period

The period refers to the timepoint in which all reality stops and begins to revolve around a woman's vulva. This is a point in time, where holy lambs gallop ferociously while fire attacks their soft, flammable wool. Where unborn fetuses scream and beg comprehensively for another chance and even the most unholy of satanic worshippers lay down to die as fiery planets soar across the sky. Red rivers of fresh, meaty blood , this is where uncreated child dreams commit suicide and serial killers boil their corrupted minds in a large black pot, over intense, searing flames of hate, pain, and aggression.

fuckedup period

by Herbyshire May 5, 2013

40πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


period

1. A period of pure agony for a female, lasting way too long. Signs of this state include screaming at anything that moves, rolling around on the couch in pain, and spending hours with cold water and stain remover.
2. A useful thing that ends a scentence, that does not exist for most l337 people.

1. "PERIODS ARE EBIL!!! EEEEBILLL!!!"
2. "Use a period for once, goddamnit."

by Shatose October 27, 2003

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