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Upon committing an act that is deemed stupid, the likelihood of committing another stupid act shortly after is significantly more probable.
Person A: Wow, Bobby sure seems like a complete retard… is he always like that?
Person B: Nah, he’s just going through perpetual stupidity, he’ll snap out of it soon… I hope.
Continuous movement, not impeded by friction or forces, and travelling at the same speed.
Perpetual motion could be used to provide electrical energy. Should an electromagnetic generator be constructed around Darwin's grave in the year 2006, it would be able to power approximately 25% of the world's electrical consumption by 2008. The machine would work in the following way: Darwin continually spins in his grave due to the presence of mindless idiots in the human race, of which there are a great number (thus increasing Darwin's rotational speed). All you need to do is electrically charge his body and you have an infinite power supply (just as human stupidity is infinite). There have been, and always will be, idiots in the world, as provided by teenaged mothers, thus providing perpetual motion on the part of Darwin's corpse.
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When a bitch just won't stop naggin', complainin', and otherwise hatin' on a perfectly respectable young lad.
PPMSer: Get me a chicken sandwich, and a Dr. Pepper. And some waffle fries bitch.
Boyfriend: Yes dear.
(Later)
Bf's Friend: Dude why do you always bend over and take it from her.
Bf: I don't know, but that bitch got some perpetual pms goin' on.
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(adj.) Used to describe someone who always has the characteristics of being stoned, even if they're not.
Guy 1: Dude look over at Kevin, hes so stoned!
Guy 2: Naw man, hes just perpetually stoned, hes like that every day
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When one cant get laid to save their life. They go their whole life a virgin
Friend- dude, you're 27 and still a virgin?!
me- yeah perpetual virginity sucks.
One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.
Well of course you don't get friction burns, you're a perpetual wanker.
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The state of consuming alcohol at a level that you are either intoxicated or having a hangover, not allowing yourself to recover enough to function as a normal member of society.
One reason of landing in this state can be reaching the goat threshold.
Since the last time I met with Mitko my life has been a perpetual hangover.