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A man or a woman who can't lay off the cock.
"Slow down Regima! Don't be such a fucking crotch-pheasant!"
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N: Someone who is constantly up someone's ass. Obsessed with the person they follow.
Mike Hunt: Seymore! You need to do a better job and not be an ass to our damn customers.
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!
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A peculiar phenomenon that has been witnessed and recorded only twice throughout humanity. In certain circumstances it would appear that pheasants will stop all normal activity and begin to play chess.
"No way!? Checkmate in 3 moves, that's crazy!"
"Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon Billy. Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon."
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A term used by hunters for any type of dildo, vibrator or phallic pleasure device. The term originates from the "Pheasant GutWrench" a tool used by repeated inserting and then pulled out of a pheasant will remove it's internal organs.
Added to the fact that the "Pheasant GutWrench" looks like a dildo.
Not to be confused with a peasant wench; a cheap prostitute
Hunter 1: Are you worried about you wife getting lonly while we're away Hunting?
Hunter 2: Nope, I made sure she got a few new Pheasant Wrenches for herself. Gotta make sure she's kept content till I get back.
Creative yet demeaning word for a homosexual male.
Damnit David, You are such a cock pheasant.
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An annoying drunk douche bag at the bar who repeatedly stalks, irritates, and unsuccessfully tries to hit on or make small talk with women with the intent to hopefully get laid
Hey beautiful, what's your name?
Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?
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