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A characteristic, traditional Polish dish similar to ravioli and dumplings. Made of folded pasta bread with a filling, frequently cottage cheese and mashed potatoes (this form is called "pierogi ruskie", lit. "Russian pierogi", which is a non-indicative name as the dish is not from Russia). They can also be made with meat, spinach, wild strawberries and other fillings. Pierogi are served cooked, sometimes cooked and fried, with a topping. The topping can be fried onion, skwarki (Polish form of pork rind, cut up into small dice and deep-fried) or sometimes smetana (sour heavy cream).
Important note: "Pierogies" is a glaring and bad grammatical error, it's a double plural. "Pierogi" is the correct plural and "pieróg" 'pjεrug ("pyeh-roog") is the real singular. Polish people are happy to remind every foreigner who makes this mistake. Also, it's "pierogi", not "pierogie".
A: We'll go to that traditional Polish restaurant for dinner. What do you want from there?
B: I don't know, maybe some pierogi with meat.
A: OK, nice. I'll get some sour rye soup.
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A: Waiter, I'd like the kotlet schabowy with mashed potatoes and lettuce.
B: I'd like some pierogies with meat.
A: Excuse me. *turns to B* Hey, "pierogies" is not a word. Singular "pieróg", plural "pierogi".
B: I don't believe you. What's the matter? Isn't the singular spelled "p-i-e-r-o-g-i-e" anyway?
*pimpslap.gif*
A: Didn't you take a single look at the menu? The plural is "P-I-E-R-O-G-I", without an E at the end! The singular is "pieróg"! P-I-E-R-O acute-G! "Pyeh-roog"! Say it!
B: *shaking* ...pyeh-roog?
A: Good!
B: I... get it. But...
A: But what?
B: Don't you Poles already double-pluralize English loan words? "Chips - chipsy" (chips in the American meaning), "dżins - dżinsy" (jeans)?
A: Oh, I guess you're right. *ashamed.jpg*
A vagina: usually refers to a young woman who hasn’t had children yet. It looks fresh and alive like a flower that has just blossomed in Spring. It feels amazing and tight when you enter with your penis. The sight of it is like an art piece on display at a museum.
Guy 1: “Did you see Hailey last night?”
Guy 2: “Yes I fucked her pink pierogi all night!”
When, after a night out of eating pierogi’s with his friends, your boyfriend/husband comes back home and gives you the hardest doggy style you have ever experienced. Often occurs with men from the Pittsburgh area.
Lily: My hips are so sore today.
Sarah: Why?
Lily: Steve came home last night after hanging out with the boys and gave me a good pierogi pounding. He made us do it in front of a Big Ben poster too.
Sarah: John did that to me last night too, they must’ve both in at that new pierogi place in downtown Pittsburgh.
When a black girl perfers getting fucked by a Ukrainian guy.
I saw Ivan with Ja'queme the other day, Ja'queme is such a Pierogi Burner .