To steal items belonging to others, like a grubby little thief.
Tyler came to my home and pilfered my butter mints!
when the government tries to share personal information through esp for a putdown.
The privacy pilfer made races think badly of each other and the internet police see more crimes committed than they apprehend.
To fish for Tweakers using a bait consisting of items that a tweaker might geek out on.
We went pilfer shark fishing at the compound with a bag of random felonious items. We also used cell phones tossed randomly for chum bait.
People who seek out partners for the purpose of using them for the emotional and mental labor.
Chad worrying about being hit on by a gold digger is ironic when he's just a platinum pilferer.
A pilfgram turned Pilfer Pirate on a pilfgrimage of a life time on the Highest seas. Plundering and pilfing all the booty that is thrown their way.
Pilfer Pirate 🦜 stole my Girlfriend with gel pins, coloring books, and a quarter gram.
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Someone who steals paper at every opportunity, takes the stacks home for hoarding, yoinks any and all they see once spotted.
A bad, bad person.
A scallywag.
Limelia: Oh God please Cheyenne, don't take the paper! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cheyenne: *yoinks paper*
Cheyenne: *Is a paper pilferer* :D