pineapple pizza

if you like pineapple on pizza, you deserve to die.

Jason: what are your opinions on pineapple pizza?
Richard: absolutely rancid. if you like pineapple on pizza you should go jump in front of a moving bus

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Dangling Pineapple Pizza

A delicious variant to the traditional Papa Murphy's Stuffed Crust Hawaiian Pizza. The original stuffed crust Hawaiian pizza was renamed to the Dangling Pineapple Pizza in 2014 after a Georgetown, TX Papa Murphy's location worker was discovered adding a little something extra to the original Stuffed Crust Hawaiian by dragging his scrotum across the pizza. It has since become a tradition and enjoyed by many a Texan.

Dude I am starving. Want to grab a pizza and head home?
Yea bro. Let's head to Papa Murphy's and pick one up and take home.
Sweet! I love the stuffed crust Hawaiian.
They don't have that any more bro!
Why not?
Remember the scrotom drag is now added just prior to pick up. It's now the Dangling Pineapple Pizza.

Even better!

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Pineapple Pizza Apologist

Anyone who fiercely defends this abomination to pizza, to the point of appearing arrogant, condescending, and dismissive towards others with more sensible palettes.

Post: "You only hate pineapple pizza because of social media"
Person 1 showing post to person 2: "Yup looks like we have another pineapple pizza apologist on the lose"

Ham and Pineapple Pizza

An Awesome Type Of Pizza and Also My Favourite

Yo! i'm Ordering Pizza What do You Want?
Ham and Pineapple Pizza!
DUH!

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pineapples on pizza

to some a blessing, to others a curse

pineapples on pizza is the equivalent of shitting on a burger and eating it whole./ dude, this pineapple pizza is the best!

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Pineapple with Pizza

: basically a pizza with pineapple chunks on it.

: popularized by SB19's bunso, Junstin de Dios.

: but can also be a big pineapple with pizza chunks, yes, possible.

Delivery Boy: Sir, here's your order. Pineapple with pizza. Enjoy!

Ken: Ay, nandito na pala? How fast. Solomoooot ♥️💕💘💞😍

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pineapple on pizza

THE MOST ABHORENT ABOMINATION TO SOCIETY TO EVER HAPPEN ON THIS PLANET! ONLY THE SICKEST OF HUMAN BEINGS PUT PINEAPPLE ON THEIR PIZZA. IT HONESTLY MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. IF U PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, PLEASE JUMP!

Me: Yeah bro, I heard he put pineapple on pizza.
Friend: Ew, hope he gets food poisoning.

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