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pint

a short person

ew neil ur such a pint

by oven eets u March 1, 2019

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Couple of Pints

More than 2 drinks when you go out with your friends no matter what your partner thinks

Going out for a couple of Pints with the lads

by Scotch Jock November 19, 2021

878๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega pint

A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.

Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?

by Adont_hither April 24, 2022

1491๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


a mega pint

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men

Rottenborn: โ€œYou poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?โ€
Depp: โ€œA mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,โ€

by comfortablybalanced April 22, 2022

2134๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega pint

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.

Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?

by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022

470๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega Pint

The amount of alcohol necessary to deal with the fact your abusive wife just cut off your finger.

"After you sustained an injury to your finger, you poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"

by Yohoyoho ho ho ho April 30, 2022

326๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega Pint

when you consume a lot of alcohol due to your wifeโ€™s devious behaviour

when AmberTurd gets upset for you drinking a Mega Pint of alcohol after she just took a shit on your bed and blamed it on the dog.

by BarryHackz April 26, 2022

304๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž