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This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.
At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....
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an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.
Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"
Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."
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To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).
Can possibly be done to someone else.
I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.
The man who wears the pants in a homosexual relationship. He “fills” his boyfriend’s, otherwise known as the “Twinkie” , cavities with his crème from his piping bag.
“Look at that gay couple over there”
“Who do you think is the piping bag in the relationship?”
A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.
I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !
I seen azza bag piping Chris last night. He was sucking his bum and squeezing his stomach