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Imagine this: your a girl, sitting in the ocean water. Sudden pee desperation sets in quick. You grab your pussy and rub it, beginning to moan. As you rub, you feel warmth, and realize you are pissing. You grind on a plastic bottle as you pee more into the water. Nobody know you are orgasming. As you leave that water, you pee more into your white swimsuit.
"I masturbated in the ocean, and it was so arousing that I began to piss desperately and uncontrollably as a grinded on a bottle that I put in my pussy abhhhhjh.
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I know you may have heard this before, but pissed, in Britain, means to be drunk.
"Goddamn, My good man. I am so pissed, I can't drive home tonight!"
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to urinate
(especially in one's pants)
If I don't reach the bathroom I am gonna piss in my pants
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Warm yellow substance ejected from the "pee hole" as kids so eloquently refer to it.Tasting is not recomended!
I have to Piss like a race horse!
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Yellow, salty arromatic fluid regulated and expelled from the human body by the consumption of liquids. Disposal is often transferred from the body into toilets, urninals, out of doors and piss buckets.
1) Hey, pull over there... that looks like a nice place to piss.
2.)Do you still have that piss bucket around here? I gotta piss bad.
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In America and most of the world, "pissed" is a vulgar term denoting anger and frustration. Sometimes the word is followed by "off" to mean the same thing. In Great Britain and Ireland the word "pissed" means "drunk" or "intoxicated" and is generally not considered vulgar.
When I saw the Beatles Anthology miniseries on TV, occasionally the Beatles and/or other people would say a swear word and it would be bleeped, because this program was broadcast on network TV (on ABC, in the spirit of the Anthology the network hyped itself as "Ay-Beatle-Cee". Uh-huh.). George Harrison was talking about the group being on the Magical Mystery bus travelling to promote the "Magical Mystery Tour". Pub patrons would stand outside and wave at the Fab Four, George said that they were "pissed". That word was not bleeped out. Knowing that people outside the UK and Ireland would be watching this program, George explained the term's definition by stating, "Oh. Getting pissed is the same as getting plastered".
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