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Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.
She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped
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A thorough beating applied with an erect penis.
Put my love handle in your mouth before I mississippi pistol whip
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1. when your astral walking neighbor wishes a large migraine onto your cranium
2. When your astral walking neighbor spiritually copulates with your cranium
Bill pistol whipped me last night !
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1.When you have an erection that is so strong that when you take your penis out of your pants,it does a movement similar to when you do a pistol whip,after that movement,you beat the shit out of your girlfriend's face,making her moan loud as fuck,making her mother to listen the moaning and go check her bedroom,making the perfect milf plot...
2.A good word to make you get out of this website
Girlfriend: "Give me that erotic pistol whip,daddy~"
Boy: "Lol k"
*Violent sex intensifies*
*Her mother goes to check what tf is happening in there*
Mother: "WhAt ThE fUcK jEnNiFfEr"
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When something goes very wrong for one person or team. When something is seen on tv or is heard somewhere where multiple people hear it and is bluntly making fun of you or pointing out a fault about you without you knowing it was going to happen.
Person 1: DUDE! did you see the bengals game?
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
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While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
A way to still fuck somebody's pretty face up even if you hit like a vegan.
Vegan guy/girl- Yea, I might hit like a vegan, but my pistol don't. What you think I hit like when I pistol whip you bitch?