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the act of amassing a large enough amount of placenta to fill a jug with.
then proceeding to gain erection by whatever means necessary and then humping placenta jug until orgasm.
when dimitri couldnt get aroused he decided to do some placenta fucking ie. making him a placenta fucker.
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After your wife gives birth. Search through the pile of bloody afterbirth between your wifes thighs and find the placenta. Take it home, pickle it in an acidic solution, and put in on a shelf and leave it for a decade or so. When your child is around about 10 years old, put the pickled placenta between two pieces of buttered granary bread and put it in you sons lunch box for his school dinner.
"whoah man, whats that shit in your sandwich? It looks like a pickled placenta!"
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someone who hangs around hospitals hoping to pillage a mothers placenta
you are a placenta hustler
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anyone who dates a Pregnant woman to later steal her placenta and sell them to other Placenta sharks, rice sharks, mud sharks, or bean sharks.
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A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.
"Why are you dating that pregnant chick? Are you a Placenta Shark!"
"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"
When you hold in a fart so long It becomes a queef and the pressure causes your placenta to shoot right out (PQ for short).
Damn! Did that bitch just placenta queef? I swear she didn’t wanna fart so it must have just shot right out her pp hole.
substitution slang word for 'bull shit'
"Zebra Placenta! I told him about the concert three weeks ago!"
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The placenta of a women is removed after deliver of a baby during the 3rd stage of delivery, approx. 2 hours after birthing the placenta, it is added to a mixture of ingredients and made into the pie of all pies
Doctor: now that you delivered the baby the placenta pie will be ready in about 3 hours to celebrate!
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