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Public Blogging. Standing on a street corner and spouting off everything from uninformed political discourse, musings on failed relationships, recipes, or similar blog-worthy topics. A method of attracting attention to yourself.
Dude: OMG, is that guy homeless and crazy? He's ranting about Darfur, but he doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.
Dude #2: Bro, he's plogging. Should we post a comment?
Dude: Sure.
Dude #2 (shouting): You're an idiot!
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After ejaculating into ones rectum, take a toilet plunger and slowly plunge the sperm from the anal cavity and let it squirt out onto the floor.
“Sarah let me go plogging last night, man. Total game changer”
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trudging through social media
Even with an optimized RSS reader, I get so tired of plogging all day.
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Your best gear, your best clothes. Northwich origin.
We are on the sniff tonight so I'd better wear my top plogs!
A method of torture in which a plunger's suction is used to remove the immediate contents of the victim's bowels, usually after being raped in the ass and ejaculated into.
Yo, it was so nasty in that Mexican prison, there was even plogging going on. Not cool man!
It's like blogging with your penis.
My hands were hurting so I resorted to plogging instead to keep everyone posted.
Alternatively...
A dude named Jack was riding is bike and having a really great day and wanted to share with everyone so he pulled out his dick and started plogging.
Pornography that depicts blogging while having sex. Usually the sex performers are live blogging their sexual experience.
I've gone deep down the rabbit hole. I can no longer get off on anything other than plogging.