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rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

by Babaganoosh August 28, 2005


pig plucker

is a male is usually a male politician who plucks strings affixed to a pigs ass and is sadly tone deaf.

Trump is clearly the finest of many pig pluckers that America has to offer, ever.

by the musicologist April 20, 2018


Texas Plucker

This is where you take any sized rubber chicken and stick it in your vagina. Once thoroughly aroused you bok like a chicken. Once orgasm is achieved you pull out the rubber chicken, smack her with the chicken & watch the juices fly everywhere.

We were having so much fun at the KFC that once we got home she wanted me to do the Texas Plucker on her.

by Chancey Pants January 4, 2010


Fitshaced pluckered

The point of laughing fake falling asleep on the floor due to complete Stupidity a couple shrooms and two shots but still being able to function

Maaaan I'm fitshaced pluckered and can't get up can I sleep on da couch....pweaaaaseee but I'ma go home anyway pweeaase..

by Fart clock September 9, 2020


Fitshaced pluckered

The point of being unable to stand up due to uncontrollable stupidity and a couple of shrooms... alcohol two shots

Maaaan! I'm fitshaced pluckered aaaand can't get up can I sleep right here on da floor pweeaase

by Fart clock September 9, 2020


Plucker

A degrading term for someone who's gone to therapy

"That plucker is getting there much needed help from a qualified professional. There life might turn around"

"Wow what a loser. Definitely a total plucker"

by Adeadpotatolosers June 14, 2021


Plucker

A non-binary genital.

Keep your pluckers off my chicken!

by Amazonia Linux February 27, 2023