Joke Poacher

Someone who steals, or poaches, other people's jokes and takes credit for the joke. Poaching usually occurs when a joke poacher heres another person tell a joke and repeats said joke in a louder more obnoxious way for all to hear.

John mumbled a joke under his breath. Will heard the joke and repeated it loudly in a crowded room. Everyone laughed at the hilarious joke and Will took credit for coming up with it. Will is a joke poacher.

cooch-poacher

One with the habit of stalking cooch that belongs to someone else, often the cooch of a friend.

Go easy on the Tequila tonight, there is a cooch-poacher eyeing your lady.

grief poacher

a person or group who takes a tragedy or negative situation they have no direct connection to and using it to benefit their agenda

All those c-list celebrities crying over Michael Jackson's death are a bunch of grief poachers. They don't care, they just want some air time on TV.

Pink Poacher

Pink Poacher- A man who spends great time and effort deflowering virgins who are usually underage and a lot younger than himself

My daughter is not joining that Scout group, its run by pink poachers

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Smoke Poacher

A Smoke Poacher is a person that consistently and ruthlessly takes other peoples cigarettes. They often say they don't smoke, they really mean they don't BUY cigerettes.

Oh great.. The Smoke Poacher is on his way over..

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Post Poacher

A newsgroup / forum user who waits until someone else has answered someone's question, and then posts the same answer, slightly reworded, in order to try and get some credit (and an MVP nomination)

OP: Can someone help? How do I access ServerA from ServerB using ProgramA?
- User1: Just add a permission entry for ServerA in ProgramA
(30 minutes later)
- Post Poacher: All you need to do is edit ProgramA's permission settings to allow ServerA
- User1: Good work Einstein. How about coming up with your own thoughts for once?

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Ass Poacher

N. One, who in reference to the person, has been accused of poaching on another person's ass. This can involve unwanted booty slaps or even just looking at another girl's ass while in presence of a girlfriend. Ass poaching is not, however, unisexual. A woman can be an ass poacher, as well as the ass poached.

also: ass poached, ass poaching, "poached ass", ass poachery

I can't believe Wanda set me up on a blind date with such a flagrant ass poacher!!!

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