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pocky

Overrated Japanese candy for tiny Japanese appetites. These people should just get a big bar of hershey milk chocolate for a dollar, but no, because that's too easily commonly available and isn't SPECIAL and JAPANESE. The only reason they like Pocky is because it's Japanese, and they trick themselves into thinking it somehow tastes better or is superior to Hershey, even though it's not.

Most of the people who eat this stuff are fat wannabe-Japanese people (see wapanese, which applies to other races than caucasians), and the pocky does not satisfy their big American appetites, so they buy like, 5 packs of it, for 10 dollars, which is the ultimate frivolous waste of money.

Wapanese Otaku: "Oshi desu!! Pocky, how kawaii!" *throws $5 at man for 2-pack*

Other guy: *Looks on with 89 cent 2-pack of Pepero* "Idiot."

Normal person: *Looks on with a 50 cent 1.55 oz hershey bar* "You people are fucking losers."

by Arch0wl August 8, 2005

149๐Ÿ‘ 243๐Ÿ‘Ž


pocky

A strange supposedly candy-like "treat" sent over by the Japanese to enslave stupid Americans. Upon seeing knock-offs of the "chocolate cream covered biscuit sticks" in anime TV shows or movies, the Wapanese flood to their nearest Wal-Mart Supercenter and buy them for $.89 (yes, 89 cents). Curious dumbasses such as myself try them and find that they don't taste as good as they look. What is that stick in the center made of??? Doesn't look like a f'n pretzel to me!

4chan faggot (Anonymous): I founded new pix omg lol ^^ but it maketed me sad. I eat mai pocky stix now!!11!! DESU!!!!!!!!!
normal person who stumbled upon 4chan: WTF? you can eat a damn pocky stick in one bite!

by 4chan Obliterator July 13, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


pocky

delicous, most scrumptious snack in the universe!

pocky, yummy, mmm!, great, sweet, chocolately

by angela dawson February 2, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pocky

1. Weaboo chow.

2. Compressed sawdust dipped in raw sewage

Person 1: What in the hell are you eating...?
Person 2: SHH! NARUTO IS ALMOST ON, SHUT UP AND LET
ME EAT MY POCKY, DESU!

by Candyass April 19, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


pocky

A delicious snack. The chocolate pocky (My favorite) is a breadstick type thing covered in chocolate.

Dude, we have to pick up some pocky on the way to the Anime con.

by Vinnie October 22, 2003

28๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pocky

An awesome Japanese snack, consisting of a biscuit-like stick dipped in chocolate, strawberry cream, and many other flavors. Some feel that this is the "Otaku's" favorite snack.
Pocky also has the power to make many non-fangirls nearly explode in a flurry of madness. A theory about this is that eating pocky somehow triggers a fangirlish reaction in people. While normal fangirls stay mostly the same, because they rarely chain up their inner fangirl, nonfangirls cannot restrain their inner fangirls, and are so unused to the great sensation, that they go so crazy they nearly combust.

((Yes, this is my theory.))

Me: Yay, I just got some pocky.
Non-fangirl: What's pocky?
Me: A really good Japanese snack. You wanna try some?
Non-fangirl: Sure *eats pocky*
.5 seconds later
Non-fangirl: OHMYGAWD, THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD, I LOVE IT IT IS MY NEW FAVORITE FOOD, GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!
Me: No way, you're effing crazy
Non-fangirl: I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT IT
Me: *backs away slowly* Well, I'll just be leaving.

by HirumaKooru February 16, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pocky

Pocky is a yummy stick cookie, and is in a sweet dip!

Yummy! Pass me some more Pocky, Randy.

by Dude40AssWhole January 29, 2009

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