Rural Dictionary

Poetry

The art of unlocking one’s most restrained and repressed emotions before manipulating them for aesthetic purposes in a feeble, half-ass attempt, to get into some college freshman’s panties.

Verbal Ejaculation

Poetry is such bullshit,
Nothing truly profound could ever be put on paper.
Self-awareness? Who needs it!
All I ever do is end up crying anyway.
It's like the dehydration of an emotional masochist;
Invisible pain, evaporating joy.
Someone oughta build a dam on my stream of consciousness,
But where then would all the fish go to spawn?
Why does Jesus ask for so much faith?
Where is Allah’s justice?
Yahweh hasn’t written a book in two millennia.
There’s too much order in the chaos.
My eyesight is failing; I fear I may soon go blind.
Not that there’s much worth seeing anyway.

by nethcev! September 10, 2006

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Poetry

(n.) (not imit) - the sound an angry Asian mom makes when scolding her kids

Teacher: Where's your piece of poetry, Jonathan?
Jonathan:
Your nose will be red
Your eye will be blue
A cockroach you'll be as dead
When I beat you

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

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poetry

can be good but usually dumb

wow your poetry could be good but its probably dumb

by JOE BLOW June 18, 2004

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poetry

*rambles on about 'the system' and Shakespear*

best delivered in a well spoken, giggling voice.

Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the better you feel;

so let's have beans for every meal!

----------------Part Deux

Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the more you eat;

the more you sit on the toilet seat