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Pole vault cigarette - a king size heater that is so long it resembles a pole used by a pole vaulter .
She was so stressed she was hitting that pole vault cigarette the minute she got out of work.
Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."
Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much
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The act of masterbateing with a broom stick on top of a refrigator then jumping off when parrents return with out removeing broom. ergo impalline ones self. results resemble lousiana after huricane Katrina.
louisiana pole vaulting really hurts
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Did you go Short distance pole vaulting last night mate
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When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump
I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.
When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”