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Sofia pollard is a depressed teenager with anger issues that usaly has a hot younger sister. They have multiple piercings and have even tattooed themselves
Fuck you sofia pollard
Sofia pollard you're r a bitch
Someone who I very bad at anal and is bad at sucking dick
Man max pollard is so bad at sucking dick
cares about not much tbh. not delusional. not crazy. completely sane and bitch be wild.
Alpha male. Hides children in his toe cracks, meal deal lord, and gatekeeper. Should become toilet cleaner!!! As he has poo fetishisation. Still sleeps with his mum
Lee pollard oh yeah didn’t he steal Billy’s child wonder where he went- I heard he was in Lee pollards toes
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A Thomas that’s hard
Second name Pollard
Not as hard as Big Ard Brad tho
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This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!
1. Face
2. Smile
3. Tits
4. Arse
5. Legs
6. Personality
7. Intelligent
8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)
9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)
10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"
Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"
Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"
Face = 1
Smile = 0.5
Tits = 1
Arse = 0
Legs = 0.5
Personality = 1
Intelligent = 0.5
Slutiness Scale = 1
Drinking Ability = 0.5
An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5
Total = 6.5
Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
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Someone that sniffs books that women have sat on
Dont sniff that 'samuel pollard'