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A female fart or one of light and airy tone with mild smell.
She couldn't have farted, because girls poot!
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The act of pushing out a toot too hard and a little poo slithers out of your bungole.
Don't you hate it when you're on a date then you try to let out a harmless fart and it turns out to be a poot.
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A poot is one of them wind/silent farts
*Pffffft*
“I just pooted”
“That was a funny little poot”
“Your poot stinks!”
Tumblr meme in which "Poot" is Demi Lovatos "twin sister"
Have you seen Poot? Poor Demi.
Another way of saying 'fart' or 'trump'.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
Isabelle: Sorry, I just pooted.
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
A cross between a poop and a toot. Much like a shart but less aggressive and more refined. It always depends how much poop was expelled when farting. If it's just a speck that's a poot. If it was more than a speck it's a shart.
Person 1: That was a loud fart? You better check yourself before you wreck yourself "
Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.
The act of snorting illicit substances out of ones anal cavity for political reasons.
Think of the dead Kennedy's pull my strings chorus and go from there. "Give me a toot "poot" I'll sell you my soul. Pull my strings and I'll go far.