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the pink/reddish exposed penis of a dog, extending past the foreskin of an erect dog.
Check out the magenta porpoise on Rick's horny doberman!
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slang term meaning to masterbate
when i get home i'm gonna pump the porpoise tonight!
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an accidental dolphin, but on purpose
I was getting tired of that chick, so i gave her a purposeful porpoise.
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An exceptionally tight butthole. Said to be as tight as that of a porpoise's butthole, which is water tight.
Damn, I tried to have anal with my girl last night, but she's got a total porpoise hole!. No amount of lube was gonna get my dick in there.
Slap the Porpoise - when you retrieve the bag from a boxed wine. You carry around the bag and "Slap the Porpoise" before drinking directly from the spout. The bag can/is also called "porpoise".
"Slap the porpoise! hard! now chug!"
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When during oral sex, the ejaculate is so voluminous and forceful that it completely fills all sinuses in the skull, exiting forcefully via the nostrils, possibly ears, and in the rare case, eyes. So named for the both the resemblance in sound and the similar way that porpoises exhale via their blow-hole.
She made me sperm so hard, I ended up giving her a gargling porpoise. She really sounded like one, too. She had to see a ENT doctor.
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(use for males) to engaged in sexual intercourse with a female.
guy1: dude, I got that girl's phone number yesterday. I think she really likes me.
guy2: uh, so?
guy1: what? aren't you guys proud of me.
guy2: no
guy1: why not?
guy3: not until you PARK THE PORPOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
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