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A Porta Swamp is a really sweaty glove you can wear, so that you can capture the essence of the swamp with the palm of your hand. The underwear format is available too.
The Porta Swamp is disgusting and feels hot and humid on the hand itself. I love it!
A girl who dishes out top in a porta-pottie.
-Yo you hear Ercia gave Tucker that sloppy-toppy in the porta-pottie?
-Dammmnnn she a Porta-thottie.
A play on the term Porta-Potty. We all like to have things we need and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a Porta-Hotty is an incredibly realistic and HOT blow up doll (male or female...yes, I'm a fagalong) This "doll" would have "hot" parts such as mouth, penis, vaginer and asshole (warmers inside them)So that they would not only be hot in the superficial sense but also in the practical sense. The Porta-Hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. I know you may never have seen a Porta-Hotty, but watch they'll be all the rage within months of this post.
Driver: what's the matter Homer?
Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
minutes later...
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."
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This really gross green box that is filled with old shit, and is usually found in the very back of anything. Similar to an outhouse, although it's portable.
outhouse porta-potty
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Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word
Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!
Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?
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A man who has sex with a hooker in his or someone elses car.
Man ive been workin all night and got nothing but a bunch of porta johns.
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An Instagram influencer who travels to Dubai to get pooped on by wealthy Arab men for large sums of money.
Seeing that she had no brand deals on Instagram, Yulia concluded the only way the influencer could pay for her trip was by becoming a Dubai Porta Potty.
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