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all portions

it means doing everything there is to do, sex wise. inc sex and sexual foreplay

Honey, what do you want to do tonight?" "all portions babe". the couple proceed to rip of each others clothes and rub their naked bodies together, she grabs his hand and puts it on her tit, he squeezes, then he puts her hand on his cock, she strokes, then she dips down and bjs him - deepthroating of course. he moans and cums in her mouth, grabbing her tits with more pressure. she suddenly stops and turns around, her wet pussy on his face, his balls in her mouth. he rubs her clit with his tongue, then gently licks her flaps and all around. she shivers, wanting him to come inside her, so he licks over her pussy repeatedly making her cum, then he inserts his tongue, just slightly, into her pussy and she groans, begging him for more. he pushes his tongue in and out of her pussy and she reaches orgasm. he lays her out and turns her over so her butt is on his lap and her legs either side of him. he kisses her cheeks, then lifts her so she is on all fours, in doggy styleposition, and bends over her. his stiffy is next to her pussy, she is pushing against him trying to make him come inside her so he does, pushing and pushing into her making her scream with pain and delight. when they are done they lay together both soaking wet his hand on top of her minge her hands on his chest. "you did that well" she whispered. he replied "just remember babe: all portions r my fav.

by bi-girl and proud :) December 30, 2011


Bitch Portions

An outrageously small quantity of an object. Just like a ration, but called a bitch portion.. because the size of the portion is a little bitch.

Jake- "Dude, the cafeteria today is serving bitch portions of spaghetti. My little 2 year old brother eats more than this..."

by Jk_ReefChief December 25, 2012


A good portion

Literally the whole goddamn thing

“Connor only did a good portion of the taxis on the puzzle

by JizzStorm April 8, 2021


Portion

A dick measuring game. Its like spin the bottle, but with guys. It is played by taking turns spinning the bottle, and whoever it points to must jerk off. Then the dude with the smallest cock has to swallow the resultant load, or portion.

Man that was a sick game of portion last night. I hate that I had to swallow all that jizz

by MigosFan123 November 26, 2020


Small portion

Toxic , controlling , careless , destructive and boring , small portions will pretend to be in a relationship with you for there own entertainment when they really don’t care , small portions don’t care about your well-being or how you feel, they don’t keep your secrets and thinks it’s ok to talk bad things about you behind your back, never trust small portions.

That small portion was being so horrible!

by Masters minion February 2, 2021


wrestlers portion

A large quantity of food that would not normally be deemed as acceptable to eat during one sitting

I've got a wrestlers portion of cereal in my bowl but the milk I've added is off

by Doomain November 1, 2022


Portionize

To organize something in portions

I want to portionize the candy in smaller bags

by Dat61boi November 23, 2017