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positive

a positive person is one who has confirmed by way of a blood test that they have been infected with the hiv virus; the very virus that causes AIDS.

I was at a casino and this chick wanted to bang me. She said, "Hey, we can do it, but I am positive, are ayou?" She also referrenced that she liked it up the back.

I didn't know what she meant by positive so I declined. Fortunatley I did not bang her in the ass as she would have infected me with the virus that causes AIDS.

by nick April 23, 2005

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Positives

Persons who are diagnosed with a STD infection.

If you have herpes, your ass belongs on MeetPositives.com not Match!

by Chicagojack August 9, 2018

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For positive

The state of being more than "for sure." Normally used as a reply to a question when someone is more than sure about something; when they are positive about it.

"Jordan is really hott!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm for positive."

by Jordan88 December 17, 2005

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positate

the act of making an action positive, therefore indicating acceptance, approval, or affirmation

Positate the negative!

by Muffin March 4, 2005

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positive

Possessing something uncommon. Usually something good like morals, self-assurance or leadership skill, but can also be something bad like a disease.

Being HIV positive does NOT always lead to AIDS.

RH-positive blood is a genetic mutation.

In order to make it nowadays you gotta think positive!

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Optimist: This is the perfect outfit for your date.
Pessimist: WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU POSITIVE THAT IT WILL WORK ??!
Optimist: Why of course, would I lie to you? :-)

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Doctor: You're positive, that means you should start taking AIDS medicine right away.
Patient: You can shove that AIDS medicine up jer ass !

by Madame Zelda July 8, 2005

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positivity

Weed, gunja, Puuf-puff, La-La, Grass, tweed, sticky

Tempress gets high off "positivity."

by Smoke Dogg February 18, 2005

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Position

Place

Know your position

by Topcat1010 April 1, 2020

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