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eye posture

–noun
1. the relative disposition of the parts of the eye.
2. an affected or unnatural attitude revealed only through the eyes: He struck a dramatic eye posture.
3. a mental or spiritual attitude

He struck a dramatic eye posture.

by Ian Scottt Anderson May 13, 2010


Shame Posturing

The ridiculing posture by an overtly-animated prantsing gay person, that is aiming to reconstructing the way he/she just handed you your own ass (no pun).

ERiC_DrAyViN;
"Even the gays nowadays make Chuck Norris look like a candy floss machine."

ModusOP;
"haha.....even the homos are tough in the hood E. They will whoop your ass then pull some kind of Shame Posturing dance move after it's all over, as we can clearly see."

by Tyrfingr August 31, 2011


Heart posture

Something Starbucks loving, Uggs wearing, Live Laugh Love sign sharing women say when they adjust their feelings to fit a situation that wasn't what they wanted or expected. The opposite of realizing life is full of ups and downs and all you can do sometimes is just deal with it.

This Thanksgiving didn't turn out quite like she wanted but she adjusted her heart posture and went along with it like a good conservative woman would.

by Chaosoftime10 November 27, 2021


empty posturing

Synonym: Pretentiousness

Anthony Lavey's Satanic Bible describes "empty posturing" as:

Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

If it were not for all his empty posturing I would have never questioned his intent.

by Grand Master of Luminaries February 24, 2016


moisture posture

The posture a man penis gets from over extending there stay inside youthful erotic vagina of a women.

OoOh baby , that pussy got u experiencing moisture posture much?

by The_PrunerPuss June 20, 2022


posturous

Someone who has lots of posture like a proper person, sits up straight and tall.

As an insult-
“You posturous beast!!”
Beast like behaviour except has posture as to pose like a human.

by Ponycool8 July 26, 2020


Ethnic Posturing

When your cool white friends want to prove that theyre more than white, that one of their grandparents were colombian or african or asian!

Friend: "I may look super white but actually my grandpa is from argentina"
Other friend: "dude thats so cool!"
last friend: " stfu dude and stop your ethnic posturing"

by visionary9000 October 21, 2019