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Dear God, please grant me the Serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to know the difference.
Sometimes when no one else is listening, I recite the serenity prayer to myself and remember that God is always listening.
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And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
The famous prayer that the brothers in the boondock saints say before killing an important mob boss.
Man, the shepherds prayer was so cool when they killed that one guy...i wish i knew it...
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The prayer you say when your ho is acting out.
Pimps Prayer: Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Oh Lord, so that she may learn a hoes place. Amen.
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Prayer for men, ironic. From "Red Green" Canadian public access television.
"I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess." -The Man's Prayer
A 56-word statement, originally written by psychotherapist Fritz Perls, that serves as a way of life model for many who live or seek to live outside the influence of the status quo. The "prayer" has since become synonymous with individualism and peaceful rebellion. It gets its name from a specialized form of therapy called Gestalt Therapy, a brand of therapy which Dr. Perls helped to create.
The "prayer" can be found below:
I do my thing and you do your thing.
I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
And you are not in this world to live up to mine.
You are you, and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, it's beautiful.
If not, it can't be helped.
-Gestalt Prayer
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When praying, the unfortunate situation where Muslims, who are bowing or in prostration, have their pants too low and the individual behind them, is left to see their butt-crack.
Dude. I was praying and subjected to a wicked case of prayer crack in front of me...
to be living the way you want without concern for your actions and to always be in trouble and to be constantly praying to god to help you get out of it
You're gonna get caught for stealing that car james
Who cares? I'm livin on a prayer
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