prepare for battle

get ready for work -(prepare for battle comes from an ancient video game called 'space fury')

hey dude, some more of this skonk? -no thanks, i've got to prepare for battle!

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Preparing For Winter

When you're banging a girl, you slide one of your balls into her ass. The name is derrived from the similarties to the act and the practice of squirrels storing nuts for the winter!

I was F**cking her really good and then I tried preparing for winter and she screamed in extacy!!!

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ill-prepared

when u r ready but u get sick

I was at work today and i was ill-prepared so i got fired.

Preparing to Hibernate

What sWindles says when it starts up after hibernating.

sWindles meant to tell you that it's preparing to hibernate before it hibernates because it thinks that you're such a complete idiot that you don't know that you just told it to hibernate. However, since sWindles is the idiot that it thought you were, it tells you when it wakes up instead.

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preparing for the flood

The act of wearing high waters.

*nerd walks by wearing high waters*

Yo, check out that nerd! I bet he's preparing for the flood!

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Preparation H

Recipe from Hell. Refers to any concoction or mixture of two or more substances (a home-made remedy, restaurant offering, bartender creation, etc) that almost nobody can stand; this unappealing product can seem even more repulsive if there are one or two weirdos who actually enjoy or support the existence of the horrid cocktail.

I don't know how that bewhiskered snake-oil hippie is actually still selling all of that Preparation H he's hawking --- I'd have to be insane to even take a whiff of that disgusting goo!

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Preparation H

Getting a girl horny i.e. foreplay

Damn John. Can't you give me some preparation H before you just go at it like that?

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