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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
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Used when someone is looking fine as hell, especially when the individual is older, hungover, or working against some sort of odds.
“Bro you’re looking preserved as hell right now.”
“Appreciate it man, I’m actually still drunk from last night!”
A neighborhood in Fort Myers that has a park, streets, houses, and nice old people. And kids.
Who goes to Hawks Preserve to visit your friends? Syd does.
when you ejaculate inside a girl, and a week later you hit her pussy, and feel last weeks semen
james:"i broke up with jess"
christian:"why bro, she was so hot?"
james" yea but she doesn't wash her cooch, its like a semen preserve down there "
Spoken when something terrible occurs.
Another school shooting!! Heaven preserve us