Prison

A place where you get sent to be fucked in the ass by a large black man as punishment for being convicted of a crime.

Cop: You're going to prison.
Random Bystander: Don't drop the soap!
Criminal: Nooooooooo!!

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Prison

Brigham Young University. Also see Hell

Dude I spent way too much time in prison. So glad I transferred to the U.

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Prison

Prison A place where there are blackboards with chairs and here’s something called math oh wait don’t you mean School?

Jimmy:Holy shit it’s a prisonhere
Dexter:Uhhhh this is a school

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Prison

A place where gay people can freely express their sexuality.

prisoner: "you're going to be my bitch tonight."
gay person: "Ohhh, I like the sound of that!"

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prison

A great place for peadophiles and child molesters

Word is....that at your first day in the lockdown, you have to kick someones ass. Otherwise you become someones Bitch

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prison

One of the few places in the world where dropping the soap can mean an automatic death sentence by AIDS-infected penile injection up the ass.

I spent ten painful years in prison and my ass still hurts from the experience.

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prison

A great way of dealing with Pedophiles, R. kelly, and all NAMBLA members.

In prison, it is considered to be of great honor to kill a child molester.

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