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pri·va·tize prahy-vuh-tahyz Show IPA
verb (used with object), pri·va·tized, pri·va·tiz·ing.
1. Formal Definition:
to transfer from public or government control or ownership to private enterprise: a campaign promise to privatize some of the public lands.
2. To make exclusive or make your own; to delimit or appropriate: That guy just privatized that toilet paper.
3. Can also be used with sexual connotation (use at your discretion)
To take and make your own.
Examples:
"Hey Buddy, let's take that beer and privatize that shit." "Privatize that shit"
"I just privatized that iPad brah"
To be used with discretion: "Privatize that Ho"
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When you are on My Free Cams and in a private room with a model and other members tip her diverting the model's attention away from your private.
Is Scarlett_Vera in a Not-so-private-private again?
Is MFC cam model Scarlett_Vera in a Not-so-private-private again?
a second private story on snapchat where people post a little more personal stuff than you would post on a normal private
Yo did you see what Rachel posted on her private private story yesterday?
Yea that was a lot of used puff bars
Private is a short and chubby penguin from Madagascar movies and TV series. He is also kinda adorable.
Kowalski: Private, get over here now and make me smile.
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An educational system whereby all public schools are eliminated and replaced with private schools. In a privatist country, only two types of education systems exist:
1) Private School system
2) Home-school system
In a privatist country, all parents have to pay extra money but the money comes into beneficial use.
Results:
1) ALL students are marked fairly.
2) ALL lazy teachers are fired.
3) ALL schools have excellent facilities.
Sadly, a country has yet to achieve privatism.
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No it isn't. Probably not something you want to lie about... Actually, lying about it would violate the premise of the wager... And telling the truth would constitute not accepting the wager and would again, therefore, violate the premise of the wager. The only choice you have is not to answer the question.... Anything else would be like being a clinical psychologist actively participating in the public gaslighting of a schizophrenic...
Hym "Oh, shit! I forgot part of the 'Jesus' thing! I was going to go one to explain: Hell is being Jesus in a world where God exists... Because you're just getting torn apart by vicious monkeys and it's like 'ARGH! Why have you forsaken meeee!!' And God's like '........' and it thinks to itself (Ooo shit I probably shouldn't have gave one of the monkeys cake and not any of the others) 'Oops. Alright. BEEOO-OOP! Alive again. There you go... You're fine right? Yeah... You're fine...' But I digress. Not private."
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Junior grimes, or atleast what people refer to you as if you take illegal measures and unconventional means to accomplish a task such as cracking a case on infidelity or murder, it’s a reference the well known private detective known as “gumshoe grimes” what the papers call junior grimes as he stuck to people when working cases.
someone who follows others and gather information on order to solve a case or situation which demands the investigators (junior) help is what a PI pretty much is...
Junior grimes however, takes this a STEP FURTHER though even that’s a major understatement. young and full of anger, he’s not exactly the calmest of detectives and uses what ever means necessary to solve the task even if it means sacrificing his own chance at a happy life and those around him for there’s no rest for grimes as the world needs him when any case goes unsolved.
Junior grimes aka “June wick” or “darnell grimes”
Private investigator give itself a good name when junior grimes matches with it.
Figure out what that means
“there’s no one that solves crimes like grimes”
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Woman 1: omg my sisters missing
Woman 2: wait I know who to call
Woman 1: you do?
Junior grimes: what seems to be the problem?
Woman 1: it’s my sister!
Junior grimes: not to worry, for no one better to call then mr grimes!
Woman 2: see? I told you, he’s the best
Woman 1: wow
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Junior grimes is the greatest private detective OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!