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Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.
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1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.
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to delay time by pleasuring yourself.
Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet
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1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).
First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!
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Masturbating to avoid doing work.
No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.
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procrastinating by masturbating!
I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.
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to masturbate when you should be doing something more constructive.
I should have been doing laundry but I decided to procrasturbate all day instead.
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