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Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.
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1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.
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Masturbating to avoid doing work.
No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.
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procrastinating by masturbating!
I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.
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to masturbate when you should be doing something more constructive.
I should have been doing laundry but I decided to procrasturbate all day instead.
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n. to avoid work by masturbating.
I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.
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Someone who puts off doing work and masturbates instead. procrastinator + masturbator.
Will didn't even do his project lasnight he stayed up all night jerking it, he's such a procrasturbator.
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