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It states that if by the end of Obama's presidency, were aren't in World War III, then Jesus Christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store
Dumb guy1:Have you heard of Prophecy 47-B?
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...
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(n.) a correct prediction when one's phone rings that it is a telemarketer calling.
A 1-800 prophecy is often celebrated by briefly answering the call to insult the telemarketer.
We toasted to Cameron's 1-800 prophecy at dinner.
The lyrics to his song "Her Town Too" have taken on a new edge in the age of coronavirus:
"She's been afraid to go out
She's afraid of the knock on her door"
Lying in bed, fearful of leaving her apartment, waiting for a stranger to deliver her dinner, the song came up.
'It's the James Taylor Prophecy', she thought, 'I'm afraid to go out, I'm afraid of the knock on my door, always a shade of a doubt, I can never be sure, who comes to call. Maybe the friend of a friend of a friend. Anyone at all. Anything but nothing again.'
The strange notion of futuristic deja-vu.. Seeing a potential pattern before actually witnessing said event in real time.
Doesn't always give a clear path, sometimes it's muddled with potentials instead of absolutes.
And then you have those clear roadsigns that slap you senseless...
Prophecy is not to be messed with, sometimes fate will make things happen regardless.
The Prophecy of Penisman and Peniswoman states that they shall fall in love.
Like in Romeo and Juliet except it last a lifetime and don't kill themselves.
They will have a kid known as the chosen one
Have you ever heard the prophecy of the Penisman and Peniswoman
A liberator that allows people to distribute him their finances to liberate and ascend themselves to heavenly beings the right conductor and right knowledge of principles with life's organization. The jinaist organization founder and leader Kahiem is very intelligent with religious text raised Sunni Islamic then converted back to his profound religion jainism and sikhism. His father Shiekh bakr baghdadi loved soccer and kahiem is good with predicting soccer goals.
Kahiem's Prophecy let me know that life is basically not what it seems until you figure out what history and what really happened in the nineties era
A Chosen One shall come, born of no father, and through him will ultimate balance in the Force be restored
YOU WE'RE THE CHOSEN ONE ANAKIN (from the chosen one prophecy)