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Large, strange shaped nipples. Puddles are generally found on boobs sized C and up. As the titty (and the girl ) increases in size... so does the chance for puddles. Puddles are similar to pancake nipples but not exactly the same. Puddles tend to be a brownish color almost like chocolate milk, and are much stranger shapes!
"I really thought her tits were going to be nice, but the nips we're an odd color and the shape of fucking illinois!... definite puddles"
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Title given to someone who is drunk to the point of being on the floor. The person incoherent and unable to communicate with anyone else. The only way to relinquish the title from ones self is for someone else to be drunk enough to earn the title. That person will then be deemed 'The Puddle'.
Dude, that Bob Reddy was liquid last night. He truly was 'The Puddle'!
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To have, after some sexual act, reduced one's partner to a state of passivity via an extraordinary orgasm.
When one is 'puddled', he/she is unable to move, speak or think coherently. They have, effectively, 'melted into a puddle'.
Girl 1: My gosh, he was so good, he totally puddled me.
Girl 2: I'm so jealous! I haven't been puddled in ages...
Guy: I'm going to absolutely puddle you.
Girl: YESSSS!!!
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When you orgasm immediately after hearing a good idea
Person1: "You alright la' wanna go KFC for dinner?"
Person2: "I just puddled myself la, what time are we going?"
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A female who's tits are so small, that when they lay in the rain, it creates a puddle.
Autumns not even a small, she's a puddles
(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.
Here cums Puddles!
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To puddle: the art of successfully changing the topic or object of attention.
Note: It helps if the thing or event that you are puddling with is actually happening. Puddling is also easily confused with A.D.D. When really it is A.D.D.’s distant cousin… I.A.D.D. (Intentional Attention Deficit Disorder).
Synonymous with: to distract, to avoid, to elude, to escape, to evade
“Where were you last night Geoff?”
“Mom! The cat is caught in the garbage disposal!”
“So Gwen, how are things with ‘boy’?
“Wow, that amputee is doing really well in the Triathlon…”
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