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A lanky bastad. Has orange hair. The most pesimistic bastad in the world. Usually has pumpernickel seeds in his teeth... even though pumpernickel doesnt have seeds... It was actually poppy seeds but it came out wrong.
Pumpy!!!!! Whats in your teeth????? Why are you so boring?
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An item that is very pulpous and preferably orange colored. It is usually one of many species that can be bought in the masses during Halloween time at the local Superstore. It is merely the inedible imitation of the real thing.
This pumpy is soooo soft! It's even got the face and the vines and everything!
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When your pants fit too tight and they collect fart gas.
Oh my pumpy pants are going to explode they're so full of gas!
Smokey the bear’s cousin that tackles a more serious topic, sodomy. His signature catchphrase is “only YOU can prevent sodomy”. Outside of advocating against sodomy he promotes homesteading, getting married and having kids, and logos. So next time you think of sodomy just remember it’s not education, it’s genocide.
“Only YOU can prevent sodomy” ~ Pumpy the bear
“Have a family, not a thundertug” ~ Pumpy the bear
The act of Sexual Intercourse between a Man and a Woman, usually in a lighthearted and quick manner.
Andy is waiting for his wife to get ready to go out for the evening, he feels aroused at watching her getting dressed, and asks " How about a bit of Rumpy Pumpy before we go? "
Answer 99% of the time is " Get off, watch my hair!! "
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When one is having sex, but not actually enjoying it.
I had some grumpy pumpy last night with my bitch - it was shit.
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