puppy

In 1997 or so, Yahoo! chat made it so that (for a few days, anyway) if you typed "blow job" into the chat window, what would appear on the screen was "puppy."

clueless person: "I didn't type puppy! I typed puppy!"

smart person, saying the same thing for the millionth time that hour: "If you type "bl0w j0b" (with 'o's instead of '0's), it comes out "puppy.""

puppy

*A baby dog.

*If plural, it refers to breasts.

*A slang term for a person, when referring something in relation to.

"There's nothing in life more cute than a puppy. ^-^ "

"Show me some puppies!!!"
-Jerry "The King" Lawler

"He's an expert in torture and he likes his gun because the bullets lodge in instead of going through, making the one almost incapable of healing. He's one sick puppy, that Ocelot."
-Master Miller, MGS

puppie

infinitely preferable to human children; They only need to be housebroken, fed and watered. They give all the love there is to give, and then some. Unfortunately, while they as grown up dogs are considered man's best friend, Man is not necessarily Dog's friend of any particular quality by any stretch of the imagination...

Puppies and Kittens are heartwarming balls of fur that grow into Dogs and Cats...

puppy

1. makes bad people go good
2. makes straight men go gay
3. makes everybody no matter who you say the biggest "AWWWWWWWW, how cute!!" you will ever say.

mass murder "AWWWWWWW, WHAT A CUTE PUPPY!!"
Straightest of straits "OMG, THAT PUPPY MAKES ME FEEL SO GAY!"

Puppy

One of the best things you will ever own. they are cute, soft, and help you get through hard times

I need a Puppy

puppie

The overwhelmingly larger number of entries under the spelling puppy should be a clue for the clueless that this spelling is incorrect.

Puppie is an incorrect spelling.

puppy

They will always be your best friend, and will give you unconditional love. No matter how old, they are always ready for a cuddle. They'll stay close to you when you're sad, and will always be happy for a sick day (extra cuddle time)!! No matter what happens, your puppy will love you, and cheer you up.

Puppy: *runs over to you when you get home and gives you lots of kisses*
Puppy when your sick: *lays beside you in bed and gives you warmth*