The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

One of the saddest and most iconic Holocaust movies, along with Schindler's List.

Dad's job is a sin
And they move from Berlin
The the place is a bore
So boy goes to explore
And he finds something new
Because he then meets a Jew
And the Jew is on a side
Where it's a hell of a ride
They become friends
Till the very end
But the boy never finds
What is truly behind
Then the Jew becomes sad
Because he's missing his dad
So the fence is passed
And then they get gassed

Oh my gosh, I just watched The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, poor Schmuel and Bruno...

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All Day Pyjama Syndrome

A condition which causes sufferers to never change out of their pyjamas.

People take their children to school in their pyjamas, go about their business, go to the supermarket and go about their daily lives wearing their pyjamas. In rare cases, people like this actually have jobs, but this is almost unheard of.

Boss: "Why are you wearing pyjamas to work?!"
Employee: "What's wrong with that? It seems perfectly normal to me. I wear them everywhere."
Boss: "You must have All Day Pyjama Syndrome. I'm sending you to The Priory..."

SEE ALSO: Chav

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The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas is a novel by John Boyne. The story is about a son of a Nazi officer moving away from his home in Berlin to Auschwitz, home to the harshest concentration camp.

Nerd: Hey! Did you read the Boy in the Striped Pyjamas?
Me: No, you fucking Nazi.

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wear your pyjamas to school day

on 15th February you have to wear you pyjamas to school

'' hey why are you wearing your PJ's?''
"its 15th of Feb, wear your pyjamas to school day"
"ohhhhhhh"

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pyjama o’clock

In the evening when you say “fuck it” and put on your pyjamas, regardless of what time it is or what you are doing.

“Pyjama o’clock was really early last night due to my last shot flying out the window.”

Pyjama Punk

When you love your local punk rock community, but from the comfort of your cosy warm bedroom. Pyjama punks prefer cups of tea to beer, social media to protests and sleepovers to gigs.

I just found a new jacket at the second hand shop, so I've bought some studs and I'm getting a bunch of pyjama punks around for a crafternoon this weekend.

Pyjama Shark

Whether consciously aware of it or not, the pyjama shark is a metaphor or euphemism for an errant erect penis, escaping the unbuttoned cave of non-fastened pyjama crotches.
ALT: Of a person; someone who cruises hospital wards for sex.

1: ...and his pyjama shark was leaning out to see....
2: “That guy’ with the chocolates and flowers is a disgusting pyjama shark...”