a terrible website that increases your chance of deipion~suside~sickness~sandness~and much more if it was a place it would be down there and if it was a person it would be saiten if it were extinct there would be world peace if
Mom: Why did you not do I ready
Sam: oh I don't know maybe because it sucks
like if u want this website dead
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Phrase used by drummer Roger Taylor when addressing Freddie Mercury during the early start of the (infamous) band, Queen. This phrase can be spotted in the (beautiful) song, Crazy Little Things Called Love. (This catchphrase was invented well before Queen, but it is now known for being their sentence.)
*Freddie, about to start singing*
Roger: "Ready Freddie?"
Freddie, John, Brian and Roger: *Beautiful musical sounds*
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A website that teaches you almost nothing, for example "teenagers" aka some 7 year olds are trying to figure out how to cut a cske in half NOW THAT THEY HAVE JOBS. I-Ready also has many nick names such as, Stupid.com and The Website Of Death and Creepy-Aliens-Teaching-You-How-To-Breath Website
I-Ready is a waste of time.
Nobody likes I-Ready.
I-Ready kills me inside.
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A form of torture created by the people in the federal government to "help" children succeed in the Common Core education system.
"I took 2 I-Ready lessons and I feel like a suspected terrorist at Guantanamo Bay"
When your coach tells you 6 months in that your muay thai game is tight as fuck.
"You think is ready for the matchup",
"Yeah man, you're bangkok ready".
a shit childrens website that is fucking demonic, a form of child abuse cause it is fucking traumatizing to see a damn alien going "OOH WE MAMA"
Teacher: We are going to the computer lab and typing a paragraph
Me: What do we do when we are done?
Teacher: I-READY
Me: excuse me what the fuck
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