RLS

A disease made up so people have yet another excuse to complain. (Bitch Disease)

Joe - Steve, I'm not going to make it to the party tonight, I have RLS....

Steve - What ever homo go have but sects

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rls

Really LOL Stuff, a slang term for marijuana. Originating in the midwest, it is an emerging slang.

Dude, lets go get some RLS.

I have RLS.

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RLS

(Restless Legs Syndrome) A fake disease; another name used to describe the feeling you get when the blood circulation to your fat legs is cut off from watching too much TV and eating too many pork rinds.

I just got back with my RLS medication so that I don't have to keep moving my legs when my circulation gets cut off.

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RLS

1. noun; acronym standing for Really Lame Syndrome.
2. adjective; acronym stnading for Really Lame and Stupid

1. Nick's face is so RLS.
2. Yeah, he has a bad case of RLS of the face.

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RL troll

A someone who goes around in real life and provokes people for an angry response.

Rémi Gaillard (search on YouTube: greatest RL troll of all time)

rl lol

Due to the gross overuse of the colloquialism 'lol', rl lol has been developed. rl lol, means real life lol.
i.e When you ACTUALLY LOL.

Extract from conversation:

Fran-tic-tic-tic: I'd like give them a spoon
Fran-tic-tic-tic: and tell them to clean themselves out
Fran-tic-tic-tic: then lube it.
#chemist: ah, the ol' comfort spoon
#chemist: lol sif lube
Fran-tic-tic-tic: Sif no lube.
#chemist: dry anal ftw
Fran-tic-tic-tic: rl lol

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tl;rl

A reaction to tl;dr -- instead of ignoring, you skim, see it's good, and decide to read later.

friend: dude, you should really read this blog entry on the philosophy of software freedom and meme engineering

you: it's way too long!

friend: yeah, but it's good; please don't tl;dr it

you: OK, I'll tl;rl it instead

friend: I'm so glad you kept our semblance of highbrow scholars by choosing tl;rl instead of tl;dr

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