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An experienced alien of society who knows how it feels to be HUMAN, and wants a way out of this corrupted world, with all it's frigin crap and daimed humanity.
Q: What are you doing on the edge of that cliff ralph?
A: What do you think? A cliff is only good for two things and they are linked to each other: Breathing in the fresh air that symbolizes eternity, and jumping off it.
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think of a big number, then add 5 to that number. now, imagine you had that many twinkies. that's 5 more twinkies than the biggest number you could think of. now imagine those twinkies getting up and eating a sandwich. that's ralph.
this sentence is too long for the hugenacity of ralph.
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The Best Soccer, Calcio Futbol Futebol player in the world!
Man did u see that kid hes a Ralph!
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An auto-mobile based game originated in Montgomery County, Maryland which involves shouting "Ralph" from a moving car at random pedestrians. The goal is to make the pedestrian(s) turn around in confusion as the car members have a good laugh. DRIVERS ARE NOT TO WATCH REACTIONS, THATS HOW ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. The only known counter to being Ralphed as a pedestrian is to say "Gucci!" back to the Ralpher. If such a rare event occurs, the Ralpher is barred from Ralphing for life.
Driver: Yo Ralph that fat guy!
Passenger: I can't man I got Guccied last week.
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To "ralph" someone - to leave someone high and dry by failing to fulfil your promises.
Wednesday - "I'll make dinner tomorrow"; Sunday - Still waiting for the dinner: to have been ralphed.
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A person deemed to be rather simple. An idiot.
Person 1 : "I've just realised that I've been spelling my own name wrong for years!"
Person 2 : "What a Ralph!"
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If you have a friend named Ralph and he looks smart will he isn’t he is stupid in reality
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