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Rancho Cucamonga

Rancho Cucamonga, CA is a city in San Bernardino County. Unlike most other cities in San Bernardino county, however, Rancho Cucamonga is pretty well-to-do city comprised mostly of rich white people, and their spoiled kids who spend it all. The center of the city would be its so called "downtown" dubbed the Victoria Gardens. Here is where most people from Rancho show off their wealth, and their nice ass cars. Rancho is filled with emo kids, alot of made-up girls, and rich people who like to drive around in their BMW's, Benzs' and Hummers. It is also full of wanna - be - gangsters who roam the streets acting like they are all tough, but end up going home into their million dollar houses owned by mommy and daddy. Rancho may not be nowhere near the beach, but people here sure act like they're in the OC. Rancho Cucamonga. The OC of San Bernardino County.

Rancho Cucamonga?

Oh yea! that's where all the rich people live!

by Andrew766778 June 11, 2006

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Rio Rancho

Where white people of the Abq metro area go to escape the gang violence and property crime in the city proper. The city spends big on various projects, and the infrastructure is good if a bit crowded. The sprawl seems to be equally divided between cheap development houses and shopping centers. You will find lots and lots of strip malls and shopping centers, which seems to be the only available avenue for entertainment. The police are extremely bored and overzealous; you will never receive a warning for any traffic offense and they will literally bust a nut over a low BAC DWI arrest (which will probably be the talk of the station for months). Contrast this with the police of abq not giving a fuck about bad driving as long as you're not killing people, and you'll see why everyone get's frustrated. There are also an extreme amount of bullshit unapportioned-tax traffic cameras compared to what there should be for the population, to fund the aforementioned white people city pet projects.

If you want to party, look elsewhere because most bars will cut you off after 3 drinks regardless if you have a driver or not. You'll find plenty of fakesters and busters all over, but I have never seen anyone in Rio Rancho who remotely resembles a real gangster.

For the most part, this city is a shithole due to the government being oppressive, massive overcrowding, a mix of yuppies and white trash, and virtually no jobs apart from the Intel plant and retail stores.

I got tired of hearing gunshots in Albuquerque at night, so I moved my family to Rio Rancho so my children will never have to see a dark person again.

by RH1N0 October 3, 2013

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Rancho Bernardo

A mid-sized town located near San Diego consisting of mostly middle classed citizens and a few rich folk living in the Trails. The Youth of the city are usually students from the local high school Rancho Bernardo High or the middle school Bernardo Heights. The city is home to many elderly folk; however, there are many hoodlums that roam the town and act like they are gangsters. The students will usually throw large parties consisting of vast amounts of alcohol consumption, large amounts of drug abuse, and statutory rape. The town also experienced a very big catastrophic event in 2007. A large fire burned down hundreds of houses, mostly in Westwood. The females in RB are very unique. Varying from emo, preppy, wanna-be gangster, and nerds, the females are usually all talk. Fear of what others think about them, the girls of RB usually act and talk as if they were all for sexually interacting with the males, but when the time comes they are just all make out sluts. Rancho Bernardo used to be known for its football and baseball teams but both sports are heading into a downward spiral. The attractive females of the school are usually prude and transfers that reside in Sabre Springs. The male students usually act really tough but will never fight. So if you're looking to get cross faded, make out with a 15 year old girl whose father secretly abuses her, and get into a drunk driving accident, come on down to Rancho Bernardo.

"Fuck bro theres nothing going down tonight"
"I know Rancho Bernardo is fucking gay"
"Lets call up some whores"
"Fuck that i don't feel like getting blue balls"
"Shit"

by HotPocketFresh July 11, 2008

46๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


rancho cucamonga

Rancho Cucamonga is not poor. But it is sure as hell not Newport Beach. I've actually heard someone from Rancho say that it was as expensive to live in Rancho as it is to live in Newport. Rancho is in the desert, it is not on the ocean, so most parts of OC are WAY more expensive, even most of Santa Ana. Income statistics back up my opinion, Rancho is middle to upper middle class, sure as hell not Newport Coast, Palos Verdes, La Jolla, Rancho Santa Fe or Coto de Caza....even if the people there like to pretend they are REALLY rich.

Rancho Cucamonga not Rancho Santa Fe

by flipswirl August 31, 2006

188๐Ÿ‘ 241๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rancho

to be higher than normal

that automobile is rancho

by kH41 August 24, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


rancho balls

i wan racho balls

daddy karunya i wan rancho balls

by jherfmj January 20, 2022


rancho mirage

City of the WHITE FOLKS

City where there's a bunch of old ass RICH people.
Youngsters are snotty white rich girls but give bomb head. Boys are cocky white dude who have money to back up the size of their Dicks

Rancho mirage city of the white Folks

by Busterboy77 March 20, 2017

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