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Randys are never random and usually very handsome. They just loooove the smell of new cars, guitar woods and beautiful, young, virgin girls. Randys enjoy turning all their friends girlfriends on and then when the gals make advances, telling them, "Nah, sorry, bros before hos, sweetie pie, be faithful to your man!" It's common knowledge that they can GO ALL NIGHT when necessary and never need Viagra or Cialis. Most Randys go for quality over quantity, are true to the woman they love and will wait years for the right one to come along, instead of just ploinking any ol' skank that has an itch needing scratching. They are known for making women moist with their silky, smooth voices and charismatic style. A true Randy will make sure that his lover (wife) gets hers (sometimes 2 or 3 times) before getting his. A gentleman in every way, but he WILL get a little funky with you, if that's what your into! Randys are not prudes, nor are they perverts...but the name DOES apply. They are caring, loving, hard working individuals but also enjoy playtime, long walks on the beach and general laziness and relaxation. Randys do not require excessive amounts of food, sleep, alcohol or pain medication. Real Randys love God, Jesus and spreading The Word...if they can find anyone to listen.
Look at that guy over there with no underwear and the silly dog that doesn't care. Think he's a Randy?
No way, that must be a Dan or Gerard or something. Randy is hanging out over there talking to all the hot chicks!
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She's a hot girl with an amazing personality and a great attitude😇😇. Everybody wants to be Randi but they all can't 😔😔 but i'm so sorry you can't be Randi 😍😍😍😘😘😻✨✨💥💥💦👑👑✌👌👌💪
Jayden: i wish i had a randi
Michael: i know me to
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Randy is an incredibly sincere gentlemen. He is always there to listen to your problems. Randy's are the best dads. He is always there for his loved ones to shower them with affection and forehead rubs.
I could really use some Randy time right now...:(
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1. A feeling of sexual excitement.
2. An old term meaning Chimney, coined by Old Chimney Sweeps.
"Shall I clean your Randy love?"
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Hindi for prostitute. also used sometimes to mean a girl who's very lose.
"Forget it, she was a randi anyway!"
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Randy hes a sweet Mexican that will meet the love of his life he is very sweet but sometimes not he loves country music and so does his wife he loves his wife with all he's heart and wouldn't want no other and thanks her for all he made he's mistakes and he's sorry he just didn't want to say anything about it cause he was scared if you have a Randy in your life keep him hes all you ever need and he misses he's wife everyday and night !!
Randy is loved
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The most amazing person you'll ever meet. A modern renaissance man. He's good at everything. EVERYTHING!!!!!
Synonym: Wow!!!
Damn man, Randy's good at everything!
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