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Something that is said after a person has finished ranting (passionately complaining) about a subject which marks the end of the rant.
Person 1: I just really hate airplanes. They make so much noise, they waste so much energy and all for what? For just getting the rich and famous to where they need to be while us normies have to use the car to get around.
Person 2: ........
Person 1: Like, seriously, the world revolves around people who've got the moneyz, while if I want to get a flight to New York, I'll have to be crammed like a goddamn sardine because all the airplane companies care about is their profits.
Person 2: .......
Person 1: Rant over.
Person 2: Cool. So, wanna go to the beach?
Perosn 1: Heck yea!
Taken from the movie 'Downfall', or in German, 'Der Undertang', Hitler Rant videos are one scene from this movie with english subtitles about random subjects. One is about Hitler being gay, (my favorite) Hitler being upset about the ipad, Modern Warfare 2, and about all the Hitler rant videos on youtube.
general a: "We can escape under the city this way."
hitler: "No one must find out about my gay boyfriend there."
general a: "My fürher, the people know."
hitler: "Anyone who would take pussy...over...cock... leave the room now. *95% people leave*
hitler: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?!? ALL I DID WAS TAKE GAY QUIZES ON FACEBOOK! THEY'LL PROBABLY HACK MY ACCOUNT AND POST THE PICTURES ON 4CHAN! NOW THE WORLD KNOWS I LOVE CUM IN MY FACE! WE DON'T NEED WOEMEN! WE'LL RIP OUT THEIR VAGINAS AND UTARAY AND SHOVE THEM UP OUR ASSES! Do realize I am paraphrazing. check out the hitler rant videos on youtube!
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Usually seen on blogs and other comment sites, a swivel rant is little more than an angry run down of points/issues/people you wish to tell to go swivel.
"Did you get a response to your proposal on your blog?"
"Yeah, but nothing constructive, just a swivel rant"
attributed to Molly Wood from the "Buzz Out Loud Podcast" on cnet, a daily technology podcast co-hosted with Tom Merritt. An official Molly rant is a long statement (Molly rants pl. are known to last over a minute) delivered at a fast pace and often pause-less, where Molly Wood would give her opinion(s) on a particular article relating to or arising from a story in the podcast. The speed and length of the statement is often proportional to the amount of displeasure cause to Molly Wood by the Story. Now, a Molly rant is often used to describe any rant delievered in the form of Molly Wood.
For when a frustrated person is angry or alone, and already logged into their Twitter account: It is a series of at least several tweets in a row, that criticize anyone or anything. The tweeting has a relaxing effect and is only used for meditative purposes.
He was pissed off because his dog died so he went on a twitter rant.
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When a person on twitter goes on a rant and in quick succession tweets whatever is bothering them and essentially creates their own personal tweet storm of rant, a rant-storm.
John Doe did a rant-storm.
A soft rant is similar to a rant in that it's a long-winded, one-sided outpouring of difficulties the person is facing. However, while a rant is usually done in anger or frustration, a soft rant is done in a more depressed/disappointed/hopeless manner.
Example: I've been having a lot going on in my life, and I thought maybe a soft rant might help me get some of it off my chest.
Example: Sigh. Okay, readers, I'm going to soft rant about some of the things that have happened recently.
Hard rant about taxes:
The f*cking government thinks they own us! They shove as much onto us as they possibly can and think we'll just accept it and move on with our f*cking pathetic excuses for lives. Well, no - not this time! I've had it up to here with their f*cking lies and excuses, and this time, they're gonna hear about it! I work my f*cking ass off all day in a miserable, dead end job, trying to feed my wife and kids, and then the f*cking government steps in and steals it all!
Soft rant about taxes:
Well, I understand the government needs to protect us and all, and give us our schools and libraries and roads, but do they really have to be taking so much? I just don't know what to do anymore. I have a minimum wage job with no chance of promotion, yet I'm trying to feed my family and still have enough left over to move out of my small apartment. Just when it looked like it couldn't get any worse, my car breaks down. I'd have money to fix it if the taxes weren't so high, and I've cut our budget down to the bare necessities. I have nothing left to give. I just don't know what to do.
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