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a case of extreme explosive diarrhea; usually caused by excessive ingestion of chili.
Don't go in the bathroom for a while. The anal rapture caused by the three scoops of chili at Mongolian Barbeque is going to need some time!
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This is when you are on the phone having a personal conversation at work when all of the sudden, the office gets so quiet that you think you've been "left behind". The reality is that your coworkers are in the office, sitting quietly at their desks, listening to your conversation.
"Hey, let me call you back. I thought an Office Rapture occurred but I think everyone just heard me tell you that I think my boss is a bitch."
The idea of guilting your significant other in having sex with you before the "End of the World" which is predicted to occur on May 21 2011.
Date: May 22 2011
Coworker 1: Mary you look like a hot mess!
Mary: I am so exhausted this morning Mark talked me into having rapture sex even though I told him I had a 7AM meeting.
A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site.
I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.
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A hatch in the roof of a Christian's home that allows them to fly out when Jesus comes back.
"Don't let pesky roofs and ceilings keep YOU from the loving arms of the Lord! Buy a rapture hatch today!"
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1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.
2. A Christian.
I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.
The amount of stupid needed to believe in a rapture prediction.
I gave all my money to the wing-nut who predicted that the rapture would occur on 21 May 2011 and now I live in a cardboard box. Man, that was rapture-stupid of me.
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