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A Russian anomaly. Like Jesus, did unexplainable things, except that Rasputin was evil.
They didn't just stab, shoot, burn, and kick him, they also poisoned him and drowned him, and yeah, he was still somewhat alive.
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1. a song by boney m.
2. a slutty man ho that said he could perform miracles and heal the queen's son. aka. a lier
1:rasputin is a damn good song.
2:person 1: see that evil hairy man over there??
person 2: yeah...
person 3: yeah, that's rasputin
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lover of the russian queen, full of ecstasy and fire
rah rah rah rasputin ate the russian queen like a medium poutine
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Come on guys, this is a very hairy girl-down there.
Jes, Bill, tell your girlfriend to shave. When I went down on her, Rasputin was waitin for me.
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Villen in the animated musical 'Anastasia'. Unlike the real Russian monk, Rasputin was a soulless, limbo-dwelling psycho with a magic reliquary that allowed him to summon demons from hell to aid him in killing Anastasia.
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning,
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be,
It scared me out of my wits,
A corpse falling to bits,
Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was ME!
-Rasputin
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Grigori Rasputin had to be poisoned, shot several times, clubbed and then tossed into a frozen river before he was killed.
When he was found, his autopsy showed that he had died of hypothermia, despite the fact that he was found with a bullet hole in his forehead. Also, despite having consumed enough cyanide to kill several men, the autopsy showed no traces of poison.
Some accounts of his death suggest that his murderers had castrated him as well. A museum in St. Petersburg claims to have Rasputin's 12 inch long penis in a jar on display.
Stanley: If Grigori Rasputin and Sasquatch got into a fight, who would win?
Stuart: Motherfucking Grigori dude.
basically what urban pervert says except he only had 12 inch cock and he died immediately after it was cut off..the rest is crap..i aint know much about this nigga other then all his "magical F*cking powers" came from him smoking argela which i am doing as we speak
Raputin was a Russian nigga who hit weed and argela everyday after f*cking the czar's wife
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